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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:09

Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Does being poor build better character than being born rich?
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Then came..
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
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Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Children of slain Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman: 'We are devastated' - ABC News
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How was cancer treatment different in the US and the UK?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
What are the best self-care practices to improve mental health?